If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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Disney Songs in their “Home” Language (click to listen)
translations:
“Singing, song of all songs, that says again and again I’m yours.”
“Even if your heart is lost, you have to believe anyway, the dream of a life is love.”
“I know what happens, you hold me in your arms.”
“Hoping for the sweet moment where your questions are answered.”
“I want to live another life !”
“Leave your heart to me, and it will see an amazing world.”
“He’s sweet, the god of my heart.”
“Everyone take up arms together, let the Huns despair!”
“Flower, bright and beautiful, do not leave me alone.”
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
Go to bed